Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Another Giant step in the development of Danish Poster Art


Who's in the driver's seat in Denmark? The priests, of course. Who else? You thought the Imams? No way. Or God perhaps? A special concept of democracy? Or just keeping up with the Americans?

And the flag is blue. With yellow stars. The places of worship are white. And they were built a long time ago. Who could be more innocent?

The talents of artistic expression are limitless. There is a concept for it. Danish design? No.

It is called Danish poster art.
What happened to the cows? Are they being milked? Or are they producing new posters? Nobody can tell. That's one of the secrets of organic farming!!

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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

New Giant Step for Danish Poster Art - a small step for mankind


In our series on Danish poster art we got to this wonderful specimen. A protest from the Danish People's Party (DPP) against the Copenhagen City Council voting to permit the building of a mosque in Copenhagen. The DPP employs its usual and well-known charm in putting this delicate matter.

There is no doubting the intent, however. Nor is there any doubting the intent of Danish muslims. Have you noticed the two swords at the top of the postmodern building. What do they signify? Cosmic Duck promises a prize to anyone with the correct answer. Post a comment with the answer. It doesn't hurt!

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Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Revival of Danish poster art


A Danish election poster that tells the Danish people about the bright prospects, the happiness, a new government may bring. The long arm of the state, in the shape of a female hand, donates homes to the huddled masses. They no longer have to walk the streets of Copenhagen, unable to afford lousy bed/sit apartments at 2million kroners a piece. They'll just move into the ultimate Danish dream house - red-brick luxury in a sleepy suburb.
The voters are told that "the Social Democrats will do anything to get power" so the common man's habitat problems will be solved.
Don't believe that nonsense. Houses are God-sent from Heaven. The Manicured Gucchi-hand will see to that. And we shall not allow huddled masses to go hungry to bed. We know, because we depend on them. Who else would inhabit the royal corridors of Christian's Castle.
Will you play monopoly with Helle? Or will you give Helle the monopoly of power - let the red menace infiltrate the body politic of the sweet Danish electorate?
The Dane's home is his castle - a place for monopoly or the growing of bright flowers. Danish values are giving shelter from the pellets of storm from beyond the borders. We remain committed to Danish values. It's your country - and by that we mean it's literally yours. You own it. And you own the red bricks as well - you may even eat them. That we've also seen to. And we've seen to lots of other things too.

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